One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church. One, you're 54 years old, and two, you're the preacher."
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Joke
Someone told me once that a good indicator of whether your church is a cult or not is whether you can poke fun at it. Here's some lightmindedness for you.
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When ever I'm working on a project my fellow Finns love
ReplyDeleteto point out things I'm doing
wrong and defects in my work.
I tell them this story:
An Italian,Frenchman,and a Finn
were in a closed-in room waiting
to be executed by a gullotine.
The Italian came out first,put
his head in the cradle,the blade
was released but hung up just
short of his neck.The
executioners surmised it was an
act of a higher power so let go.
The Frenchman came out next and
the same thing happened so they
let him go to.
Then out came the Finn onto the
platform,looked over the equipment
and said in a loud voice:
"Hey you guys you got a knot in
the rope!"
Conclusion obvious.